"I WILL learn how to spit poison blowdarts from said gills if one more person asks me “are you going to the Olympics” because ONE no because I am a human being with dignity and a job and TWO did you know the Ministry Of Defense are working to mount surface-to-air missiles on cheap social housing (that are already susceptible to environmental difficulties like FIRE) in the East London area which will have two effects in the event of use ONE turning any struck target into a bloom of burning shrapnel expanding over East London at MACH 1 and TWO torching the buildings they’re fired from and did I mention those buildings are cheap and full of people and catch fire every now and then"