March 2009
Another day, another total network outage. The fax machine is my only friend today…
Streaming the new family guy - useful sponge advice from patrick stewart…
This afternoon, for many and varied reasons, can suck my balls…my salty fucking balls
Chicken Hat! http://bit.ly/oQfUU
Catching up with doonesbury while supposed to be working…
Fishken Hat! http://bit.ly/Hd87y
Fish Hat! http://bit.ly/3sNjat
‘Cos I don’t get upset I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet…
Some of the creators from the now dead UK anthology comic the DFC have started a blog: http://supercomicsadventuresquad.blogspot.com/
ooh ooh ooh, twitter updates now available again in UK for Vodafone user’s. Yay!! http://blog.twitter.com/
Oh dear. Was my sister’s birthday on Monday. Guess who forgot to call/message/make any effort whatsoever? Current guilt quotient = 11.
You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter…
30 mins late to work this morning. Sciatic nerve also giving me pain right down my leg. At least it’s freakangelsday: http://bit.ly/Ge6Uf
Pro Kevin Rudd email reproduced in all it’s nonsensical glory here: http://bit.ly/mPmIm
Received a bizarre pro kevin rudd’s anti-immigrant rants email today, comedic value increased by the angry formatting (red bold capitals).
Accident happened last week, only found out yesterday…full story here: http://bit.ly/40D29. Get well soon Mark!
Cousin’s husband knocked off bike on starting grid at brands hatch, is stable but in coma in Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel.
Received on work email account: wrong on so many...
****It’s a pity I’ve had to lose the crazy font formats in posting this here, it made so much more sense when it was written in green and red, honest….*****
Whole world Needs A Leader Like This!
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted...
Back from Lunch. It was a Big Mac meal. I now feel dirty and used, like a Forest Road whore, but oh so good..
I love those moments when I look at the clock (or systray) and realise it’s nearly time to close up and fook off home…
Is neither Irish, Christian, nor even a fan of the Guinness…St Who’s day?
Five-a-side footy later, haven’t played in six months so will be a coughing, puking mess inside the first 10 minutes…
Anyone have a tumblr and wants a new follower? @reply me your URL..
Has noticed an unsurprising correlation between the absence of the boss, and the low levels of stress today…
Dang, no -fair. How does a fruit-bat get a free lift into space and I’m left here on Earth? http://bit.ly/kC4wG
Glass dust in my eye - don’t ask - owowow
Anyone reading Doonesbury? Someone should start a twitter account for Roland Hedley..
action comic for 350 grand?…kerching!
K wants me to stop by hers for dinner after work. I want to go home and change first but will prob be late then. What to do?
Ok world, two day tweetdeck cold-turkey mission complete. Now what’ve I missed?
Wheeeee! Home time!
Fact me ‘til I fart.
Youtube yanks ALL official music videos in UK over price row with performing rights society… http://bit.ly/lBjd5
Is the proud owner of a new 37” Panasonic TV - BOOYAH!
Have spent part of last night, and now some of today Rasterbating. (oh look it up, i can’t be arsed to explain).
And with that last update I betray my flat-cap wearing grumpy old-man side..now where are my slippers?
Who thought turning the cinema soundsystem up to 11 was a good idea? They need shooting in the head, bastards..
is avoiding the gaze of the bottle of absinthe over there..
has just discovered, there is indeed booze in the house. and no work tomorrow. this should be fun…
wishing there was booze in da house..
It’s just hit me - I’ve actually totally forgot about today’s freakangels ep..the horror!